Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Dear Company That Made The Pants I'm Wearing,

Why 2 small buttons and a zipper and the drawstring thing-y? Why not just 1 button and a zipper? Or just buttons? Is it some kind of a safe sex thing, because these are my boring-est khakis, so I'm pretty sure the design alone is birth control enough and having to undo not 1, but 2 buttons when I have to pee is kind of a hassle - and I never remember to tie the drawstring thing-y, so I'm always walking around with strings halfway down to my knees (and I can't just pull the string out because it's actually 2 strings sewed in there, not one all the way around). It just seems like you went to way too much work to make this pair of pants and if you're going to adding all kinds of superfluous stuff to pants, you might want to add something fun, like LED lights or little switches to flip, or maybe an mp3 player - I'm just throwing stuff out there, but you get with your marketing and design departments and let me know what you come up with, mmm kay?

Thanks,

C-8

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