Thursday, September 08, 2005

What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case someone steps to you, Snoop Dog?*

Yesterday afternoon, my boss came downstairs and, before heading out the door, dumped a pile of stuff on my desk** so he could go talk to the accountant. I happen to look up from surfing porn working and right on top of his folders and papers is a holstered pistol.

W.
T.
F.

Am I working at the O.K. Corral?

He came out of the accountant's office and said that he was leaving to go measure something on a jobsite. I inquired as to whether or not he expected gunplay at said jobsite. ***


*yeah, I used the same quote to title a post a long time ago - what, bitch? I recycle, yo

** HUGE pet peeve! I have the receptionist-type desk right by the front door and people always use it for leaving stuff when they're coming and going

*** Countdown to me getting fired starts... now