Friday, October 28, 2005

Dear Creepy Barely-two-teeth-in-your-head Construction Guys,

Notes for coming into the office to pick up your check

Please DO NOT:

• Stand near my desk, you smell like a dirty bowling alley
• Ask my name and then tell me how pretty it is
• Try to make small talk
• Tell me that if you were 20 years younger, you would flirt with me (trust me, if I wanted to flirt with you, you'd know it)
• Try to look down my sweater

Please DO:

• Leave immediately, my eyes are watering from the smell and I have blogging to do

Seriously, you have your check, now run along, I'm sure your bookies/baby mamas/drug connections are waiting for their cash.

Thanks,

C-8

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