Monday, October 24, 2005

Is it possible to catch ADD?

My boss has it and now I'm COMPLETELY unable to focus on one task for more than about 12 seconds - it took me about four and a half hours to be able to actually pull up blogger, log on and type this in, I kept getting distracted by my sparkly nail polish, or the half-mouse-eaten cough drop in my desk drawer or debating whether or not to make the walk (all six feet of it) over to refill my water bottle or if I should pee now or hold it until I get home... and I've actually got some work to do today, but I'm so terribly spazztaffic that I can't see even the simplest of task getting done.

I wonder if mice eat stamps because I had some stamps in my drawer and now they're gone.

See what I mean? Where did that come from?

And I'm wearing a low-ish cut tank top and I keep getting distracted by looking at my boobs

I had a dream last night that I was really tired, but I kept thinking that "Nip/Tuck" was going to come on in a couple of minutes, so I wasn't going to be able to sleep until way later. I had a dream this weekend that I pulled my middle toe off.

And I should be typing a letter for my boss, but I kept getting distracted when he was dictating it so I didn't get it all and now if I type up what I have, it will look lame. In my defense, he was talking really fast.

At the wedding, instead of giving little presents to all of the attendees, the bride and groom (my sister in law and brother) gave a donation to a Humane Society, I thought that was nice. Also nice was the fact that the bride didn't toss her bouquet into a pack of desperate bridesmaides, she gave it to the couple who had been married the longest, that was cute. She also gave my sister and I little Pottery Barn picture frame jewelery boxes - do I have to put a picture of the newlyweds in the frame?

One of the bride's sorority sisters friends mentioned to my husband that they would probably see us in March because they were planning on coming to Savannah for St Patrick's Day - does this mean I need to clean the guest room? (The current state of it would probably require me to start cleaning it now)

GAH.

MUST. WORK.

Labels: boobs