Sunday, November 27, 2005

Dear Lady at the Movie Theater Wearing Gaucho Pants,

I'll admit that I don't get the concept of gauchos, they look like a skirt, but they're really pants, they're capri-length, but weird and baggy - they are so terribly unflattering that I have to stop and stare whenever I see someone trying to wear them - and I'm assuming that you paired your gauchos with Ugg boots in the hopes that one hideous trend plus one hideous trend would equal a good look (gah + gah = cute), like how a negative and a negative equal a positive, but... I don't know how to break this to you... it didn't work.

Thanks for trying,

C-8


P.S. I hope you were at least going to see "Walk the Line" because it was really really good... in spite of the fact that something about Joaquin Phoenix makes me uncomfortable... but I think that's just me.

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