Monday, November 07, 2005

Top 5 signs that my office is in a ghetto

5) Two crackheads in the abandoned parking lot across the street sharing a romantic moment over a bottle in a paper bag at lunchtime*

4) There is a group of 5 or 6 guys working on a broken down car in the bank parking lot next door every day

3) I can't walk out to get the mail without getting honked or whistled at at least twice by a person of questionable hygiene

2) Friday afternoons are permeated by the smell of some guy barbecueing some unidentifiable meat in a converted oil drum in the bank parking lot.

1) Condom wrappers inside the fenced parking lot of my building (this may or may not be related to #5)


*my lunchtime, not theirs, I'm not even sure that crackheads get scheduled break times.