Thursday, January 26, 2006

The nose knows

This morning, I pulled a shirt out of my drawer and put it on only to find that it smells like patchouli - this means that either my husband bought some cheap-ass detergent, or a dirty hippy broke into my house, wore the shirt and then returned it to the dresser without washing his or her hippy stink off of it.

Also, I found this body butter on sale that is supposed to smell like shea, but instead it smells like tortilla chips and makes me want Fritos when I wear it.

Sometimes, it's not good to have a super human sense of smell.



p.s. Blogger suggested I replace "tortilla" with "torridly"... how is "tortilla" not in the Blogger vocabulary?