Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Watch me cop to watching a really bad reality show -

Dear Dave Navarro -

First of all, I don't know why you're on "Rock Star: Supernova" - you're not in the band, you're not in any band, for that matter, you just sit up there with your pube-y facial hair on your oversized head and in a tres gay throne and preface utterly useless and completely nonsensical insults to aspiring manufactured "rock stars" with the word "dude".

Second of all, you're an idiot. You opined that you weren't sure any of the aspiring manufactured "rock stars" could front the manufactured band in question because they would "literally disappear" in front of Tommy Lee on drums. Yes, Tommy Lee is a great drummer. I do not, however, believe that he possesses any magical powers (other than possibly the ability to simultaneously infect everyone in Los Angeles County with a magical blend of ten STDs). I believe you meant that they would "figuratively" disappear.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Thanks,

Me

posted by Veruca Salt at 6:13 PM |

4 comment(s):

  • Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's going "What is your purpose, Dave" when he's on the TV.

    By Blogger Radiovixen, at 10:08 AM  

  • Wait a minute. So, Tommy Lee doesn't have magical powers?

    By Blogger The Radical Notion , at 2:55 PM  

  • Brilliant! I totally agree, except for the part about Tommy Lee not being magic.

    By Blogger Amanda, at 3:02 PM  

  • The singer would literally diasapear as soon as Tommy Lee swung his drumset down in front of the stage.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:19 PM  

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