Monday, July 17, 2006

Dear Women of Daytime Television,

You brought your man on the a talk show because you had a feeling/heard a rumor/had video evidence that he'd been cheating on you. I don't get why you fell on the floor kicking and screaming when the lie detector test proved you right.

If something is so wrong in your relationship that you think only Maury Povich can solve, I think you've got slightly bigger issues than your boyfriend having threesomes with strippers.

I'm just sayin'.

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posted by Veruca Salt at 7:34 AM |

2 comment(s):

  • LOL, Maury.

    "You ARE the father !"

    < jiggy-jig, hip-swiv'ling triumph dance >

    By Blogger LBA, at 7:40 PM  

  • Strippers? I thought it was "My baby's momma's sister?"

    By Blogger Unknown, at 12:49 PM  

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