Friday, June 30, 2006today was the most shit-tacular day ever - and I'm not being overly dramatic, it was really horrid - and I know that there are much worse things than being picked on all day - stuff like plagues, and famine and wars and genocide and shit, but today made me very very sad. I can only assume that this was the universe's way of making me entirely glad to get out of town.
And so about 9 hours from now, I'll be doing just that -
I'm leaving behind my "mom purse"*, my business casual and my skates (and all the drama that goes with all of those) and I'm packing up a fun little purse, my favorite lip gloss and some well-worn flip flops. 24 hours from now, I'll be lounging in a resort in St. Lucia. Yeah, St, Lucia, I know nothing about it other than that it's an island and they've got rain forests and shit - after today, I'd be glad to be going on vacation in a tent in the middle of the desert**.
But enough about my pity party, let's talk some more about me - did you know that she nominated me for a "perfect post" here? Yeah, she did, which I thought was devastatingly cool. So there ya go.
And my ass (and the rest of me) are getting the hell out of
* shut up, I can carry a lot of shit in it.
** now I'm being overly dramatic, I don't camp