Thursday, November 30, 2006

Pet Peeves of the day

• TV judges who insist on being cute (not in a good way)

• the people in the grocery store with one item who get behind me when I've got a whole cartful of stuff and shooting me dirty looks. 1) Not my fault that you forgot to buy bell peppers when you did your shopping and 2) Not my fault that you were lingering over that "In Touch" magazine showing Britney's pixelated vajayjay for a little too long and I got in line in front of you.

• The commercials for title loan places, urging people to pawn their car titles in case they need money for a vacation or a night out

• When my husband purchases laundry detergent yet fails to smell it first because he'll buy something called "Orchard Bloom" which actually smells more like Sweet Tarts and cotton candy (ordinarily, that would be fine, but not for laundry - the smell of clean, fresh laundry is my favorite smell in the world, however, I need it to smell like soap and fabric softener and stuff.)

• The commercials for random small stores trying to push random things like archery supplies or lawn equipment for holiday presents.

posted by Veruca Salt at 2:20 PM |