Tuesday, November 14, 2006

FYI

you will lose any amount of tough-derby-girl cred if you return a call to someone on the league and begin it with "sorry I missed your call earlier, I was taking a nap."

Acceptable excuses for missing calls would include:


"I wanted to get the body moved before it started to smell"

"It takes two hands to hold a chainsaw"

"There's a whole internet's worth of porn out there and I was already typing with one hand"

"My hands were cuffed behind my back and I couldn't get to the phone"

"My full attention was focused on refereeing the hot whipped cream wrestling match"