Friday, October 20, 2006
Do you ever wonder what you'll be like as an old person?Are you going to be the high-waisted-polyester-pants-and-sensible-velcro-shoes type of old person with the little rubber coin purse and coupons for Fancy Feast?
Are you going to be the beehive-suntan-pantyhose-and-Keds type of sinewy old lady playing tennis on Thursdays and flashing your horsey dentures at the old men playing chess?
Are you going to be the threadbare-housedress-and-curlers-at-noon type of old lady peeking through your windows and keeping tabs on your neighbors?
Are you going to be the tight-pants-and-gold-sweater type of Goldie Hawn/Cher nipped/tucked senior citizen, flirting with the bagger at the grocery store while you lacquer your puckered lips with trashy coral pink lipstick?
Are you going to be the blue-windbreaker-and-a-plastic-visor type of oldster who lives for bingo, bake sales and that yearly trip to Laughlin?
Me, personally, I want to be the feather-boas-and-off-kilter-wigs-drunk-by-noon type of grandma who tells inappropriate anecdotes at family gatherings and spends the kids' inheritance on trips to Nepal.
7 comment(s):
By Mark, at 6:49 AM
By Anonymous, at 8:29 AM
When Jay and I get married it will be my dad's parents 56th wedding anniversary.
Jay will be the cute old man that all the neighborhood kids bring their broken toys to to get fixed and Ill probably always have cookies and a huge jar of peppermints- and our house will be full of STUFF- we arent even married yet and we already have too much stuff.
By Anonymous, at 9:33 AM
By Anonymous, at 10:31 AM
By Anonymous, at 10:28 PM
Ugh.
By kris, at 8:31 AM
By Les Becker, at 3:23 PM
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