Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Dear Bald Men with Full Beards;

Regardless of whether you are chrome-domed by genetics or by Gilette, this look doesn't work. It's not a good look. It either ends up looking like one of those toys with the iron bits and a magnet so you can redistribute the iron bits to look like hair, or it looks like your hair migrated from your head to your chin.

Growing a lush, full, ZZ Top-esque beard doesn't make anyone forget the blinding glare coming from your head. Follically speaking, the boat has sailed for you, it's time to move on.

Thanks!

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rapid subject change:

oh, the depths to which I have sunk -

things like posting pictures of my bathroom



but anyway, that's the new color - please ignore the hideous vinyl floor, it will be tile when we can afford it

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