Monday, October 30, 2006

add "updating blog" to the ever-growing list of things that I suck at

this list also includes:

returning emails
calling people
cooking rice
folding the white clothes
rinsing off my dishes prior to putting them in the dishwasher
waiting
automobile maintenance
putting on mascara
wrapping presents
being serious
recycling
emptying the litter box
replacing burnt out lightbulbs
parallel parking

and so on and so forth


whatever - my laptop is still MIA*, I'm still unemployed, I'm still half-president of the derby league, and I still believe that Mango Gatorade is the nectar of the gods - any further questions?


p.s. Dan, we both know you'll never stop stalking me - xxoo


* at this point, I'm trying to figure out what would be cheaper/less mortifying - buying a new one or flying to Arizona to retrieve mine