Monday, November 06, 2006

Helpful hints from me to you (because I care)

1) If you ever find a plastic container of large size raisins in your refrigerator and it takes you a full minute of wondering where they came from to realize that they actually used to be grape tomatoes, then you spend another minute trying to remember when the last time you purchased grape tomatoes, you may want to think about cleaning out your refrigerator more often. I'm just sayin'. Not because I know from personal experience or anything.

2) If you decide to proudly send a out picture of your derby league to your whole family (including your eagle-eyed father) you may want to send one of the shots where someone isn't flipping the double bird at the camera*. Again, just sayin', no personal experience there


note: in spite of what it looks like, I'm not actually a full two feet taller than anyone else on the league, even when I'm slouching. I'm really not. It's the devil horns that make me look tall.

* if you can find a picture of derby girls without middle fingers prominently displayed