Tuesday, November 21, 2006

if you need me, I'll be in my backyard finishing up my fallout shelter...

Whenever there is a major holiday on the horizon, I always go to the grocery store and stock up like I'm preparing for a nuclear war - I try to get every imaginable supply that I might possibly need for that 24 hours when most stores are closed - I get extra dog and cat food, extra toilet paper, 2 packs of coffee, gallons of milk, cold cuts, shampoo... I mean, what's going to happen? Will the stores forget to re-open after Thanksgiving? Is everyone going to oversleep for a week? I could seriously feed my entire block for at least a couple of days.

And, of course, between now and then, I'm going to lose sleep over the fact that I may have forgotten something - this is when it should be noted that I'm only cooking for myself, my husband and my child.

issues?

why, yes, I do have lots of them, thanks for asking.

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