Monday, March 19, 2007

Women's purses are magical things - we can carry the whole world in them and be ready for anything. Right now, if you dumped out my purse, you would find everything from a linoleum sample, a wrench, a whistle, a pack and a half of Fruit Stripe gum, a spray bottle of conditioner, at least 3 AAA batteries, 4 pens and a skate tool. Why, if I have all of those things, did I not have one single stupid hair thing? Not a single elastic band, not a single bitch clip - nothing to put my damn mop on top of my head.

I also can't find my damn camera, but apparently I left it at my going away party - so you'll have to stay tuned for pictures of that merriment (which included the first wedding cake I've ever gotten and more than one weird doll).