Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Dear Jon Stewart,

I don't really know how to put this, but... you and me? It's over. We're done. You're off of my myspace top 8. You're out of my top 5. We've had a good run, I've been infatuated with you for a long time, I've been interested in the topics in which you've told me to be interested, I've loved the way you could both amuse AND inform me on all matters of the world, but the rosy glasses are finally off. I hate to tell you this, but in the middle of an interview, you used the word "irregardless" without even the tiniest hint of irony. I heard it with my own ears. How could you?

I'm sorry, but I'll be fulfilling my fake news needs elsewhere as of... now.

Don't call me, okay? Don't drag this out, let's just make this a clean break to make it easier on both of us.

peace out,

me

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