Friday, December 18, 2009

Tomorrow I'll expect zany sound effects and a talking rabbit.

Day two of my life turning into a cartoon.

Today, as I plopped down on the couch to make up my weekly grocery list, I felt a sharp pain in my butt. I jumped up and turned around to find a cartoonishly large embroidery needle sticking out of my ass... which... whut? Why was there an embroidery needle on my couch? Was I mending socks in my sleep? Why do I even own an embroidery needle?




Don't worry, my hindquarters are sufficiently padded so as to avoid any serious damage. Yay for three weeks of eating Christmas cookies and not working out!