Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Dear Spiders of the World,

I am willing to accept that you and I have to co-exist, no matter how much you creep me the fuck out - and I guess you're helpful in getting rid of other bugs (which may or may not be as creepy as you), so I appreciate that.

I would like to request, though, that you stay the hell out of my line of sight - I don't want to see you in my garage when I'm doing laundry, I don't want to wake up to find you stranded in my shower, and I most definitely do not need you webbing down in front of my face when I'm driving my kid to school - that's a great way to get all of us killed.

Work on that, would ya?

Thanks,

me

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