Thursday, April 15, 2010

Dear Anyone Who Saw Me Groping Myself Today When I Was Out Shopping,

It may have seemed like I was walking kind of funny and possibly doing something completely inappropriate to myself, but I promise this was not the case - I'm still getting used to this whole dress-wearing thing and, apparently, I selected the wrong knickers* to go with today's frock, so I was really just making every effort to keep from wearing my pink lace boy shorts as an anklet.

Sorry about that, I promise to try to be more undergarment-conscious in the future.

xxoo,


me

*is that not the cutest word ever? It's much better than panties.

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