Tuesday, May 04, 2010

"If Shakespeare were alive today, I guarantee you he would be writing about shit like this."

- I am super eloquent when I wake up from my mid-day nap (and, no, I wasn't referring to my own writing as Shakespearean in any way, shape, or form).


Also - today was the first day ever when I thought that my life would be so much easier if I owned a Slap-Chop. I wonder if that means anything