Sunday, July 17, 2011

Dear People Upstairs,

What the fuck are you doing up there, moving furniture? You're in a fucking hotel, I think the furniture is bolted to the ground.

Also, you're in a fucking hotel which means there's a good chance there are people in the room below you (US!!!!!) so try to keep it the fuck down and stop slamming doors, running, jumping and doing what-the-fuck-ever it is that's making so much racket!

Thanks a heap,

the sleep deprived people on the first floor

Labels: first world problems