Wednesday, November 24, 2004
boobs
that got your attention, didn't it?so, at the behest of dominique and tim, i broke down and cracked open the magazine to find out who has the best boobs in hollywood
the list included:
gwyneth paltrow (um, newsflash, everyone has bodacious tatas when she's breast-feeding)
beyonce
salma hayek (i think she's adorable, but i don't believe i ever noticed her hooters before)
halle berry (i saw monster's ball and didn't think they were that great)
angelina jolie (uh, duh)
jessica simpson (she still has a big manly jaw)
carmen electra (do they count as fabulous if you've purchased them?)
pamela anderson (see above comment)
lindsay lohan (see above above comment)
on a sidenote - i can't believe i just did a posting about boobs/knockers/hooters/tatas/melons/tits (did i miss any nicknames?)
Labels: boobs
11 comment(s):
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jugs, mams, milkbags, funbags, jubblies, rack, bubbs, twins...
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Yay! Thanks Cate! I do have to say I'm extremely disappointed with this list!
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P.S. the NEW AGE way to pluralize jesus is "jeseus"...fyi
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t.g.f.a (thank god for angie) - she knows all the good boob names
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How on earth Jennifer Connelly doesn't make that list, I will never know.
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dude, I think I have bigger boobs than Gwyneth Paltrow. Apple's gonna be feeding herself in a few weeks.
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Lol...good post it did get my attention. I was just following the comment path and came across your blog. Good blog. THough didn't pamela have hers taken out? Im going to bookmark you and read a lil more when I have time. Thanks
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I must admit the following: My teeny tatas are miniscule at best. BUT, I like them. And, they're never gonna sag. Unless the skin sags on them...cuz that's about all they are. So, yep...I'd have to say that my knockers should have been on the list...if nothing for their resiliency.
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I've heard guys say if they can touch them, they're real. But having touched fake boobs, I much prefer the real deal even if they are a bit smaller. So that said fake boobs automatically disqualify for top boob honors. Also, who they're attached to counts big too. Gwyneth is cool so her boobs big or small would get 2 points. However, Jessica Simpson is so annoying and stupid her boobs lose 3 points. And FYI Conan didn't have ferrets, it was The Beast Master.
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thanks for the correction masman - i knew it was some guy in a loincloth...
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I'm with PK -
Post a Commentyeah, you forgot a lot.
i could go on, but i'd just embarrass myself.
oh, speaking of embarrassing myself, mine are "the mertz's". like fred and ethel. although, collectively i refer to them as "the girls" so that says something about fred, really.
angie
blueshoe
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Anonymous, at
8:03 AM
For Lohan, Anderson and Electra...that isn't even fair! I mean ? If you couldn't tell they were fake, I could understand the adoration... Those boobs are up to their chins fake!
Yeah Salma has big baby jeseus's and so does jessica. I don't understand how someone so small can have such big tits? I wish I had that problem... aww! ; )
I'm going to have my "sponsor" tend to those little problems.
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nique, at
8:09 AM
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nique, at
8:26 AM
and speaking of boob names, i've never named mine... i refer to them as wazongas ocassionally - and i had a boyfriend who named them koto and poto (i think they were conan the barbarian's ferrets or something - don't ask)
and dominique, you're always at the forefront of good grammer/spelling - i bow down to you
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Veruca Salt, at
8:46 AM
And, personally, I thin fake boobs should disqualify a person from everything but being a stripper. They are evil!
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Agent 31, at
8:59 AM
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Tim, at
9:11 AM
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Mia, at
10:09 AM
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Jootastic, at
10:16 AM
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Razz Master, at
11:47 AM
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Veruca Salt, at
11:59 AM
I have some wicked melons.
laugh.
Yeah - I did just write that.
angie
blueshoe
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Anonymous, at
2:11 PM
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