Monday, December 27, 2004

License Plate of the Day

"ATLEAST"

After seeing this plate, I spent the rest of my commute (all 14 minutes of it) wondering "at least what?"

AT LEAST I'm not driving a Chevy Cavalier? (nope, that wasn't it, because it was a Cavalier)

AT LEAST I didn't vote Republican? (since I live in a decidedly red state, that's unlikely)

AT LEAST I don't own "Baywatch" on DVD?

AT LEAST I don't have Mexican food down my pants?

AT LEAST I don't smell like a goat?

AT LEAST I still have most of my hair?

AT LEAST I'm not an Olsen Twin?

AT LEAST I didn't star in "Gigli"?

AT LEAST I haven't been married to Britney, J-Lo, or a Hilton?

AT LEAST I'm not behind you?

Really, the possibilities are endless...

posted by Veruca Salt at 6:48 AM |

3 comment(s):

  • Or ... At le ast. Which is French for at the ass.
    Or Atl East, as in Atlantic East.
    Or, nope, I've figured it out. It's an anagram for Seal Tat. He loves Seal and he's got a tattoo that indicates said love, but he's too embarrassed to come out and say it. Whew! I feel much better finally knowing the truth.

    By Blogger Michael, at 7:38 AM  

  • do you think the Kissed-by-a-rose Seal, or the balancing-a-beachball-on-it's-nose Seal? Oh, I guess you wouldn't be embarassed about the marine mammal tattoo...

    I will say that my favorite so far is "At Le Ast" - French for "At the ass" - that could mean so many things... or maybe I just have a dirty mind...

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 7:52 AM  

  • Despite the fact you live in a red state, maybe it was a Democract and it meant:

    At least I'm not related to George Bush

    or At least I'm smarter than most of people in this state and didn't vote for Bush.

    You are right though, the possiblities are truly endless.

    By Blogger Tara, at 11:31 AM  

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