“TAKETWO”

At first, I thought it might be a doctor’s car (as in "Take two Vicodin and call me in the morning), but then I saw that it was a crappy 1994 Pontiac Grand-Am

Then I thought he might be a porn producer (as in "Money shot, take two"), but… see above

Then I thought that maybe he’s mormon and has 12 kids and wouldn’t notice two being gone… but twelve kids wouldn’t fit into a Grand-Am

So I’m left with three possibilities –

1) he’s a recent divorce, got totally ripped in the settlement and couldn’t afford anything but this crappy American vehicle in which to start his new life
2) he’s had a recent sex-change operation – and he paid retail, so he couldn’t afford anything but this crappy American vehicle in which to start his new life

3) he’s one of those sample cookers who works at Costco on the weekends, cooking up bits of sausage or pierogies, and he’s generous – customer: “May I have a sample?” him: “Take two” – and he only works weekends, so he can’t afford anything but this crappy American vehicle