Monday, January 17, 2005

Se devi tagliarti le unghie dei piedi, vai via dalla cucina, per favore.

which translates from Italian to English as:

If you must clip your toenails now, kindly leave the kitchen

or if you prefer Portuguese

Tem umas narinas muito grandes para um senhor tão pequeno.

You have very large nostrils for such a small gentleman.

or Dutch

Ober, er zwemt een griezelig wezen in mijn soep.

Waiter, there's a gruesome creature in my soup.

or French

De quoi est mort votre dernier esclave?

What did your last slave die of?

or German

Entschuldigen Sie bitte, können Sie mir sagen, ob Satan hier wohnt?

Excuse me, can you tell me if Satan lives here?

or Greek

TREIS STOUS DUO ANQRWPOUS DEN KATALABAINOUN TA KLASMATA STA MAQHMATIKA.

Three in two people do not understand proportions in mathematics.

These helpful and totally useful phrases brought to you by my new favorite website - Smartphrases.com - the random phrase generator could totally save your life some day...

2 comment(s):

  • Tim could totally use these!

    Also Dictionary.com has the translate thing where you type in something in english and it gives it to you any which way you want it! You know, language-wise.


    By Blogger nique, at 3:41 PM  

  • Now that I like!

    Cheers


    By Blogger Martin, at 2:08 PM  

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