Friday, February 18, 2005
Any movie producers out there? If there is, I'm totally available, and I'll work hella cheaper than Johnny "Serious Actor" Depp. Why do you think Fox brought me in on 21 Jump Street? Because Mr Sexiest-Man-Alive was getting a little big for his britches.
And who got his own show after 21 Jump Street? Not the Asian guy, not Peter I-Love-Buffets DeLouise - Me - Remember "Booker"? Yeah, don't worry, nobody does, but I still had my own series.
And besides, I wouldn't want to be all "A" list like JD, working non-stop, I like to have my me time (I call it Rico Time).
But if there's anybody out there casting for a movie, or a tv drama, or a sitcom, or a reality show, or, hell, even a herpes commercial would be cool right about now - I'm available - Call me - I'll buy you lunch, I have a coupon for Subway
5 comment(s):
By Jootastic, at 10:24 AM
By Veruca Salt, at 10:26 AM
By Trinity13, at 10:33 AM
This post was freakin' hilarious and very creative. Have you ever considered being Greico's publicist? :)
By Tara, at 11:11 AM
And thank god, I am not the only one ever to have seen "If Looks Could Kill." Thank you, bigair.
By supine, at 1:27 PM
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