Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Today's lesson in office ettiquette

If you abso-freakin'-lutely insist upon having an annoying, completely jackassanine ring tone on your cell phone, you should observe at least one of two rules:

1) TURN THE FEATHER-PLUCKING VOLUME DOWN - seriously - it's sitting on your desk, half a foot from you - it doesn't need to be on the "jet-engine-loud" setting

or

2) ANSWER IT BEFORE EVERY MOTHERLOVING PERSON IN THE OFFICE HAS TO HEAR EVERY SINGLE VERSE OF THE CRAPTACULAR INDIANA JONES THEME - seriously - it's on your desk, half a foot from you, don't let it go on for a full minute and a half before finally picking up

oh - and the bonus tip for today? EITHER PLUG HEADPHONES INTO YOUR COMPUTER OR TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON YOUR SPEAKERS SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE BOTHERED EVERY STINKING TIME YOU GET AN IM OR SOMEONE ON YOUR STUPID BUDDY LIST SIGNS ON OR OFF