Monday, August 08, 2005

Two letters

Dear PMS -

Thank you ever so much for taking each and every one of my flaws and magnifying them exponentially (giving that zit on my jawline it's own pulse was a nice touch)- it helps because maybe my self esteem was getting a smidge high - I appreciate you putting me back in my place.

Yours Truly,

C-8


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Dear Southwest Airlines Passengers on "Airline" (yet another fine example of A&E programming),

You're flying Southwest Airlines, please stop expressing surprise that they're treating you like cattle. Oh, and people who are shocked that you can't show up 5 minutes after the scheduled departure time and get on the plane, just cut it out, okay?

Grateful that there's no Southwest out here,

C-8

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