Friday, August 05, 2005

Two Things

1) No one will tell you - before you become a mother - that once you are a mother, you never ever ever get to go to the bathroom by yourself again - seriously, I get up to pee and the kid, the cat and one of the dogs gets up and follows me - it's not like there are marauding huns between me and the bathroom and I need protection - I JUST WANT TO PEE

2) Dear Bald Men With Beards - would you just shave already? Whether you are bald by nature or bald by choice, it looks like your hair migrated from your head to your chin. You've missed the bus on the whole follicle experience, accept that and move on. Oh, and please don't wear turtlenecks - they make you look like roll on deodoorant.

That is all

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