Thursday, November 17, 2005

For any of y'all who don't know...

The Ass Chronicles is shutting down on December 1 - we hardly ever update it, so the shut down will really only affect people who search for things like:

"ass to mouth"
"ass and thighs"
"all tha ass"
"miss ass"
"in my ass"
"ass in thongs"
"chocolate milkshake cherry pie count the dimples in my thigh"
and my personal favorite
"homemade ass toys"

unfortonately, the shutdown will be leaving Jen, all around cool chick and one of my favorite bloggers, without a place to post her stories - stories like this, and this, and this. And, well, I don't know how to say this, but... she's kind of a big deal, people know her, she's very important. She has many leatherbound books and her home smells of rich mahogany - yeah, she's an actress, so she can't just be setting up her own blog, because of the paparazzi and all, so she'll be the "special guest star" here - kind of like Heather Locklear when she was on "Melrose Place" for about 400 years and was always listed as "special guest star" - except that Jen is about 700 times cooler than Heather Locklear, if only because she was never on "TJ Hooker" and never married to Tommy Lee*

*They dated, but he never actually got her drunk enough to marry him.