Monday, November 14, 2005

To the 97% of Americans who aren't watching "Arrested Development":

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what you're missing? Seriously, it's one of the best shows on tv.

I'm blaming you for yet another two hours of "Prison Break".

Thanks,

C-8

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Dear FOX,

I have a couple of suggestions for you, instead of getting rid of "Arrested Development".

I keep seeing commercials for "Stacked", that show starring Pamela Anderson. Um, newsflash, no one wants to hear her talk or see her act, they just want to look at her boobs. Cancel it, people can Google her boobs and find all the pictures they want without having to hear her whiny voice. Put "Arrested Development" on in it's place.

~or~

You know that ghastly show between "Simpsons" and "Family Guy"? People only watch that because they're too lazy to change the channel. Exchange it for "Arrested Development" and make Sunday night the trifecta of funny.

Please?

Thanks,

C-8

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