Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day is alive and well - yippeee

I'm sitting at my desk not working minding my own business when one of the grimy field guys props his dirty elbow up on my desk.

"Happy Valentine's Day, ma'am," he says.

"Right back atcha," I say without looking up from my game of solitaire work.

"How are you today?" he asks.

"Fine."

"Yes, you are."

I didn't even need to look up to see the leer. Ew, okay? Just ew.