Monday, March 20, 2006

Dear Fashion Victim in the Mall Parking Lot;

It's bad enough that you felt the need to wear fucking gaucho pants, did you have to dress your defenseless two-year-old daughter in identical fugly pants.

And the fact that her hair was styled just like yours and she was wearing similar shoes? Kind of creepy. I mean, we get it, you married young and never fulfilled your dreams to be an American Idol and your current aspiration is life is to be a stage mom; you're going to dress her up and put her in pageants, try to lease her soul to the Disney Corporation, yadda yadda yadda - but baby gaucho pants? That borders on child abuse. Please cease and desist immediately.

Thanks,

C-8

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