Thursday, August 03, 2006

Memo:

To: mosquitos of the world
cc: gnats, sand gnats, and no-see-ums


Re: the biting and stinging crap



I'll accept that I'm the most delicious person ever. It's probably my innate sweetness.

I'll accept that because of my deliciousness you have to swarm me every time I exit the house, leaving me minus quarts of blood even when I'm just walking from the house to the car.

But you really need to keep the hell away from my face and my tattoos.

Is that really too much to ask?