Sunday, December 17, 2006

Now I can just relax and let the job offers come rolling in

Because I woke up this morning to find out that Time Magazine has named me the person of the year.

I mean, really, who would have thought that being unemployed and contributing absolutely nothing to society (save for some snarky comments) would lead to this, but who am I to argue with them?

I'd write more, but I've really get to editing my resume. This is SO going right at the top!




I wonder if I should pick up some copies of the magazine, autograph them and sell them on eBay? Or does that cheapen my achievement?