Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Am I the only one who thinks Quentin Tarantino is completely overrated and not half as cool as he thinks he is?

I can't be. I won't believe it.


Also, I watch a lot of tv so I see a lot of commercials and lately I've seen a lot of commercials for "Girls Gone Wild" dvds and... are they really still making these? Or are they just re-releasing the same ones over and over? I'm not doubting the legions of young women with daddy issues and no self-esteem who are more than willing to debase themselves for the promise of a free t-shirt or some shiny plastic beads, it's just... can anyone tell the difference between "Girls Gone Wild: Shameless Spring Break Whores #14" and "Girls Gone Wild: Immodest Summer Skanks #44"? I don't know if you've ever seen one of these videos - I, personally have had occasion to see one (true story, a gay friend of mine bought one - and got two for free - because he had to see what all the hype was about and he insisted that I watch it) and just a couple of minutes into it, I felt like a gynecologist - I mean, how many tramp stamp tattoos, pierced belly buttons, bisexual-because-there's-a-camera-on kisses and shaved vaginas can you see before you finally say "Enough alreadyI lasted about five minutes before I had to turn it off thinking that the FCC really needed to put some kind of limit on the number of "Wooooooo!"s that one video can contain.