Friday, April 06, 2007

Derby is the official language on my planet

Derby girl in the new league: "I just did the grossest thing I've ever done."

The ears of every other derby girl in the rink perk up and we all turn our full attention to her.

Derby girl in the new league: "I just blew my nose in a dirty sock."

One of the other derby girls and I look at each other.

Other derby girl: "That's the grossest thing you've ever done?"

Me: "Maybe you should get out more."