Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Hey, wanna know how to bug the crap out of me?

It's really easy - just recap the tv show/movie that we are watching TOGETHER -

"Did you hear what he just said?"
"Did you see what just happened?"
"Did you see where she just went?"

Yes, I fucking did - mostly because I'm SITTING RIGHT HERE and I'm NOT HELEN KELLER.


Also annoying, but not as much is asking plot questions about the tv show/movie that I've been watching just as long as you have -

"Why did she say that?"
"Where is he going?"
"Why would they do that?"

I HAVE NO IDEA, I'm not a fucking psychic nor did I write the script, shut your piehole and watch and maybe, just maybe, all of your questions will be answered.