Wednesday, May 16, 2007

So, I'm watching "Pretty Woman" tonight, (because, in spite of 9 trillion cable channels, I either have to watch this, "Police Academy 6" or soccer, in Spanish) and there's that infamous scene where the horrid retail hags give Julia Roberts shit because she's dressed like a whore - I'm thinking that, if you walked down Rodeo Drive today, anyone dressed like that is either Christina Aguilera or an heiress. If someone were to remake this movie today (which, I'm sure someone will do soon enough - Ice Cube, I'm looking at you - please don't), in order to make the woman stand out from every other whore in the street, they'd have to put her in a turtleneck and some mom-jeans so her thong wasn't hanging out.