Sunday, May 06, 2007

a sentence I never thought I'd say

"Her vagina emits glitter"

I said it when a fellow rollergirl and I were standing off to the side of the stage watching one of the burlesque dancers shimmy around - every time she lifted up and shook her skirt, clouds of glitter went spewing everywhere - it was kind of amazing and I wondered whether there was some attachment she had, or if it was a genetic thing. In any case, how cool would that be? Quite the conversation starter at parties.


So I didn't really take any pictures mostly since I was a little preoccupied with trying to remember why I'd agreed to get on stage and speak in front of an audience, since I don't like that kind of attention. It was fine, though - mostly because I slipped a Valtrex joke into one of the intros, and I got to play a dumb white girl for a second and ask what the big deal was with "Cinco de May-oh" and if I'd missed the celebration for "Quattro De Mustard" and what we were planning for "Ocho de Ketchup".



and a note to the person who found his or her way here by Googling "tattoos on girls vaginas"

first of all - not to be a grammar nazi or anything, but "girls" is kind of superfluous there, since, last time I checked, most boys don't have vaginas

second of all - ouch