Monday, June 25, 2007

Dear Skittles Marketing Department;

I just saw your newest commercial, the one with a scroungy-looking old guy hooked up to a milking machine while some other guy complains about the sourness of the milk that the first guy is giving off due to the excessive consumption of your Sour Skittles.

Congratulations, you've managed to turn me off of both Sour Skittles AND milk because... ew, okay? Just ew.

Thanks for that,


me

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