Monday, June 11, 2007

There's something wrong with me.

Because I got an email titled (and I quote): "Fw: Fw: If this doesn't touch you, there's something wrong with you............"

Well, I opened it and... I wasn't touched, so apparently, there's something wrong with me. I just wish that the email had given me some clue as to what exactly is wrong with me - I mean, is it physical? Is it neurological? Is it psychological?

Maybe the next person who writes one of these emails could include a matrix to help out damaged souls such as myself in diagnosing what exactly is wrong with us - like maybe it could be based on our actual reactions to the email - for instance:

If you rolled your eyes before you even opened the email - you've got pleurisy

If you deleted the email without even looking at it - you've got a sprained ankle

If you didn't make it all the way through the attachment - you're narcoleptic

If you laughed while reading the attachment - you have a lisp

If you snorted halfway through the attachment - you're OCD

See, instead of going through a tedious and sometimes painful diagnostic process, people would just need to open a forwarded chain email - it would make less of a burden on the health care system. Maybe those forwarded emails can finally do something for the world.