Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Public Service Announcement
I am saddened to announce that my birthday, which was originally scheduled to happen on the 12th of this month, has been canceled indefinitely.This is due in part to the fact that I found a goddamn gray hair in my eyebrow this morning.
Am I really that old? I would think that with gray eyebrow hairs would come botox, fiber supplements and an affair with the pool boy (and we don't even have a pool).
So I'm canceling my birthday and shall remain 33 for the time being.
Sorry for any inconvenience this has caused.
4 comment(s):
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Oh come on, suck it up, I just turned 34 in December and it's not so bad.
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Just wanted to say thank you so much for not only reminding me that I am old, but that I am older than other people...heh!
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OK. girls..... I'm at the jumping off place the year before the BIG pitfall the Huge & Ugly yet sinister 40! yes. yes, I'm 39. (gasps followed by a few shutters) and ya know what I can honestly say I don't have a gray hair!!! However, after my last child I had something far worse happen.... thinning hair! (screams out loud ~ oops was that only me??? don't dare pull the hair!) I have always had this lovely thick mane & now I swear I can somewhat see scalp! Is Older really necessary! Hey! I'm with you! No thanks! I'll pass on the birthdays! What craziness! I don't feel old! LOL.
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Hey, at least you can say you outlived Jesus. You can be all: "In your FACE Jesus! THIRTY-FOUR! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Post a Comment(But in your eyebrow, that IS HEINOUS!)
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Unknown, at
9:52 AM
I just turned 36 on the 25th of January and it was a little shitty to have to do so. I am now closer to 40....arrrrgh!
Ummm...I will admit though that I have many gray hairs, but thankfully have yet to find one in my eyebrow...that's gotta suck!
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11:03 AM
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the LaNd of fOrGoTtEn dReAmS, at
11:32 AM
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