Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The great mysteries of life
How is it that my kid hauled home at least 10 pounds of candy on Halloween - at least 5 pounds of which were good candy* - and now we're down to rock-hard tootsie rolls, bits-o-honey** and half-empty boxes of nerds?*good candy = any small version of a decent chocolate bar
bad candy = Smarties, cheap chocolate and/or anything sugarfree
** Bit-o-honey? Really? Where do you FIND that? 1957?
Labels: adventures in shitty parenting
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Not only do they bring home 10 pounds of candy, how is it that I eat 1 pound and gain 10!!! Just not right.
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