Friday, June 05, 2009

Dear Celebrities,

Please note:

No matter how many spectacular things you've done on-screen and off, no matter how long and illustrious your career has been, no matter how many accolades your work has garnered, no matter what kind of cult following you've got - if you die in a Bangkok hotel room with a rope around your neck and around your junk, guess how you're going to be remembered for all eternity? No, seriously, take a stab at it.

Yeah, as the guy who died in a Bangkok hotel room with a rope around his neck and his junk. Sorry.

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