Tuesday, January 03, 2012
Dear VicodinThis might seem premature, since we only became acquainted with each other this afternoon (after an unreasonably long wait in an uncomfortable chair at Walgreens), but I think I might be in love with you.
You might think this is just because you're directly responsible for my first pain-free moments in I don't know how long* - I'm not even bothered by the sprained big toe on my other foot** - but I really don't want to be without you. Ever again. For reals.
*probably around a week, but back-pain-time is like dog years
** my left foot is numb and it's resulted in me being clumsier than usual and I took an impossible fall the other night that resulted in some crazy pain in my right foot (accompanied by a bruise with no less than 5 different colors)!