Friday, May 04, 2012
You know what's worse than coming home from a walk and finding a spider in your hair?Not being able to find that spider after you screamed, headbanged like you were at a Quiet Riot concert and basically freaked the fuck out about it being in your hair.
Seriously, that fucking thing could be anywhere. Clearly, I'm going to need to shave my head and move out of the country - where doesn't have spiders? Are there spiders in the Arctic?